Thank you for your interest in the astronaut programme. After careful review, we regret to inform you that applicants must be human, at least five feet tall and able to hold a pen. You signed the form with a paw print and a small amount of tuna. We wish you luck in your future endeavours. He read it once. Then he lit his tail.
Nobody told them he was coming. He signed the sky on the way in.
Flight rules
Do not touch it. It is very hot.
He left at four. Nobody got to three.
Best thrust per can on the market.
Framed. Taped to the rocket. Which is him.
Two rockets
Ten years, nine billion dollars, still waiting for better weather.
One cat, one bad mood. Left on a Tuesday.
